Our customers are important to us, but we don't welcome everyone. We love customers that . . .
- are occasionally wrong,
- do not think they are special,
- have thick skin,
- know individuals are more important than groups,
- believe in right and wrong,
- understand climate change is just weather,
- care not about a person's race, religion, color, creed,
- know how to laugh and enjoy insensitive jokes,
- know less government is better than more government,
- think gun control is how steady you hold your firearm,
- have common sense,
- and love sending Telegrams ! ! !
If we're describing you, then . . .
Otherwise, nothing to see here.
We reserve the right to decline any and all business, even after
payment is made.
Know a way we can improve our services? Let us know.
Did You Know?
- It takes about 72 seconds to electro-mechanically type each Telegram.
- Telegrams are usually in the mail within one day.
- Most recipients receiving their first Telegram, remember it dearly.
Example Telegram in traditional design. Options let you select from multiple designs, the postage stamps used,
and add rubber stamped messages such as Confidential or Open Immediately to the outside envelope.
Send something original today . . . Send Telegram